Hi This Is a Joke

Hi, I live in the North Pole, which is really warm. I like to go swimming in the warm water. Plus, I like to go riding with my pet Rodney, the small magnificent reindeer. It’s only three feet tall, full grown. I even go tanning so I can get my vitamin A through my skin. One day Rodney and I went for a hike at Mt.Donkey for one minute. Then we went back to my house and played Halo3 that got us playing the most fun game in history for a month. The next month we went to take a tan and we used cool tight swimming undies and we tanned so long we looked like crisp chicken. The next year when we got healed from being crisp, we took a vacation to the backyard and we just slept like little devils and laughing like them too. The very next afternoon we couldn't remember anything. Then we got our gadget that tells what we did last night. After letting it process it told us we were going to kill the little mosquitoes but it kung food our butts and we fought back like little wimpy school girls. It told us we pooped in our pants too. "Man, we are such wimps, a little bug whooped our little butts. I still don't believe it,” I said to Rodney. He said "He honky dodo" witch means we should get him back. I said, "We can't, we fight like little girls." Rodney said "honk" which means,” oh I forgot”. Every night we cried ourself’s to sleep and Rodney sound like an old man having a heart attack. I sounded like a whiny puppy and it was high pitched too. After the years of being best buddy's we grew old sitting in the front of the porch in rocking chairs. My age is only about twenty and Rodney was only four years old. Oh yeah, that’s old for our age!