Gorilla

Gorilla big.
Gorilla farts.
Gorilla eats.
Gorilla poops.
Gorrilla has a big beard.
Gorilla is fat.
Gorilla boi likes girl Gorilla.
Gorilla sleeps.
Gorilla dureems.
Gorilla wets bed.
Gorilla gets mad.
Gorilla hits his......
and Gorilla is crying.
Gorilla legs hurt.
Gorilla heals.
Gorilla runs to fast.
Gorilla is strong.
Gorilla is old.
Gorilla dies.
Gorilla has a son.
End Of Gorilla.

last days

There the last days come to an end where some work will be done. Nothing can be changed except going to the next grade if theres a chance to go. The new teachers are coming next year and some are leaving to other places where nothing can stop them. Here's Mr. Iverson the best of best teachers but I'm not going brag, there he is a cool teacher. The end is here to blow everything up, so everyone get ready to RUMBLE! and FART for the faver.

I think that was a fur ball, patuwee!






I'm dreaming about my future wife dog

Dog, Cat, Mouse

OK, I was jus going to say HI!

self esteem

I will explode to all that comes to my end. Getting balled at where ever I go. I am not the one to be blamed, only the one to beat. I know I'm being used but everyone is playing with me. I wonder if my friends are dead to me but there I lay on the death board. There I stand on the fire, seeing people that look alive but there just not looking at me. I see my soul in the door, it points to me and kills me. But I see that I still stand where the gates are at, where I will die of shame and everyone is laughing at me. All is going to fall as you see the death star, where there will be sticks in your heart and explode as I.

Where is my HEART!

Today, I saw my heart run away, where it popped out of my body. I was thinking for a while, I can put a bowl of blood, to see if it would suck it up. But it just sniffed it. what should I do ? There is no way to get my heart back. There I was broke hearted, but I have no heart anymore. I was crying for days and it came back to and said "I came back for one thing and only one thing, to fill your body with love and joy." There I was full of joy and happiness. This is a story I made up and it doesn't refer to me or anybody.

Stuck but still free

There I was where I can go though ice and fall forever. Where should I run, to get away from being centered. I have no choice but go to the end where I will be forgotten. No other one can make me strong but I can make it disappear. I will conquer my fear but it has my soul, no soul will run forever, it will stop and fly away. My soul is dead but I still got in in my heart. There is one way to get it going, lift it and it will go in every soul to be alive. but is there an end where I should die ? No, I will run fear away from the souls it had taken, there I will sacrifice my well being and explode to be done with. Where will people be free? There is one place to be welcomed, it is in your heart. I will be up and strong but you can't see me anywhere but I will see you.
My soul is stuck, but free.

Anywhere

Rose's are red
violots are blue
I don't want go anywhere with out you
If I Die, I won't lie , I won't cry just to see you
but I won't deny to sigh to go anywhere without you

warm up from Mr. Iverson

Don't you dare glare at me.
I am not stupid.
Please forgive me for yelling at you.
I just want some money or else.

Numb

this is the lyrics for likin park. I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can’t help the fact that everybody can see
these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe
this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here cause you want what I've got

(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

I am a little bit insecure a little unconfident
Cause you don't understand I do what I can but sometimes I don't make
sense
I say what you never wanna say but I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear
me out
So I let go watching you turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you’re all that I've got

(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

(Now)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)

(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

I can't feel
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored

done

I'm dumb taking this horrible test that took my honor away. gosh which is a stupid test anyways. well that s all i have to say about the stupid retarded butt face knika poop blabber butt head test.

i hate these tests called HSGQE

Well I haven't passed the writing part for that test but I will pass it this time because I'm ready to do it. I hate taking these conspicuous contagious tests. Well thats all I have to say.

sun-set

There I was in the sun of nothing,
Where there are no stars,
Where the day has ended,
Going upside down,
Where I wish to clap,
With liquid to drink,
Night and day I was always happy,
I have no choice to run,
But stayed and thought of nothing,
I will wake up to a liquid under me in the sun-set.

How television works

The scanning and reproducing disc are similar, both are mounted on driving, motors and each is punched with a spiral of small holes along the outer edge. The number of holes matches the number of lines of pictures definition. Radio waves yes our old friend radio strikes again, the radio waves that carry television pictures to you are the exact same radio waves that carries the news to your car the only difference is the type of information they are carrying. In conventional broadcasts radio waves carry a sound or audio signal. In early cameras, various forms of special tubes were used, the tubes had a special layer that was scanned that was sensitive to light, and us this layer was scanned by an electron beam, the image that was focused on the tube converted to an electronic voltage, witch corresponded to the brightness of the image, modern cameras use solid state derives that do essentially the same thing color images are sent in the way. Except that there must be a signal for each of the primary colors use.
The Iconoscope was the camera pick-up tube that was most commonly used in 1939 TV cameras. It was the eye of television. Inside the Iconoscope, the image is projected into a photosensitive plate and scanned by an electron beam, breaking the elements of the image into a series of electrical impulses. These impulses can be transmitted as a radio signal to a TV set.
The receiver contains a picture tube (kinescope). The kinescope tube creates another electron beam witch varies in intensity while being magnetically deflected vary rapidly. When this beam strikes the back of the phosphor coating inside the kinescope, each spot glows for a split second, until the beam has a chance to return for the next pass.
“Persistence of vision” means that the brain retains an image for one tenth of a second after the eye perceives it. The rapid repetition of moving images (in film or television) tricks the brain into perceiving continuous images.

The Stinkiest Shock

Our friends from Africa came to Alaska to learn our culture but they were more interested in plants. Later they wanted to go to our school to tell us some stories about plants. The Africans were walking in the forest. But there are no trees here on this island. They wanted to go to the other side of Nunivak with a boat called North Star, so they could pay us and pay off our bike loan that costs $1.50 in one week. The people of Mekoryuk wanted to know about plants from the Africans really bad but Aaron was the driver on North Star and got lost for an hour looking for land. Finally Aaron found Nash Harbor at three o’clock in the morning because Aarons compass wasn’t working and his GPS was out of batteries too. That afternoon the Africans took a hike that took all day. While they were hiking they found something unusual. It was a plant that stunk really badly. The plant felt really spiny with sharp thorny pointed needles that stick in your skin and will get infected badly.
The plant had sparks but really weak sparks. That’s why it had stinky smells from the hole in the middle of the plant and the smell came from the direction the wind was coming. The people were shocked because the plant stunk so badly. That my nose ran away from this island and went on someone else’s, nose and I think, went on Michael Jackson’s face; that’s why I couldn’t find it. Later Aaron and I went to look by the school and saw the Africans. Then they asked us if we wanted to keep the plant and we said” of course we will.” Then Aaron and I told everybody we found a plant outside of school. Everyone was amazed when we found the plant, but we didn’t really found it outside the school, we just lied to everyone.
Later that night the plant was growing. It was bigger than a ten-pounds. Later we went to Aarons house so we can say we found the plant by the school. We told everyone and they believed us for about ten years until Jeremy found out we took it from the Africans and then Aaron and I went to jail for three days. That’s when they all hated us for doing such a thing but it was fun, during that time. There will be another next time.

Go Rat Go

This is the end and I will run and play the bell like playing a guitar, rat be good, you be leader of the clan. There he goes, out of the nest, he never confessed. I will take down the nature to bring the player. Don’t be afraid of being off so late you will be in fate. Send me the future of stars I don’t like seeing cars in mars. This is the end I will run for leadership for the best rat in rodent history. But I’m completely broke, all my money was spent on trash. Man I have to buy new heating staws for my house. There I was waiting to work for work, well my work is to steel gold from old geezers.

Humans

People live, people die.
People eat to live.
People fight until dead.
People walk but don’t talk.
People are lazy and don’t move.
People are sad not happy.
People work until the end.
People sleep but don’t dream.
People achieve but don’t make it.
People see but no color.
People breath but suffocate.
People swim but drown.
People don’t fly but they try.
People float but sink.
People walk but the fall.
People live, people die.

Frozen and on Fire

The fire hurts when the frozen is here.
It will ruin everything as it falls.
No way to run from this.
You have to face it.
Don’t run away to protect yourself.
Face it like your suppose to.
You get fire to warm yourself.
But frozen is with you for life.
You cannot get away with murder.
But you are addicted to your punishment.
But you can’t drift away from it.
These will always bather you until you freeze.
You are dead of frozen and fire.

Frozen

I hear, I feel, I see, I wish.
I hear the wind, the cold, the snow blowing, fire.
I feel the wind, the cold, the snow, on fire.
I see the snow, the objects,fire.
I wish the school was on fire, for wormth, for only cold.

Pain

This is not pain but it hurts all the time. But everyone is being lame. But you know me I'm the same like always. Only the one that will work is at the store and my friends are sore. The core is not very far from the car. There are some cards in the seat behind my feet. There I have a long beard to my feet so I have to leap to get away from the hair. Don't stare at me I'm going to punch you with some fudge then threw you off the sludge. You are on to tell the story from the fall. But you are in the hall of shame. There you are, the only one to call the one.

I have questions for you

What’s the point of living and succeeding in life?
Why do we have to live?
What’s the point of living when you know you going to die sometime?
Will this world go in chaos?
Will there be life on other planets?
Will the world look like nothing but a fireball when you look at it from outer space?
How do you know if were going to succeed in life?
why do we have to stay good? why can't stay bad and do whatever we want?
what will be answered?

Dead

My rose is red, but still no dead. I will kill all who stood my fate. I will fart to kill all that is led to my doors. There’s no one to kill but the rats in front of the hole. I see my soul in the hole of death itself. Where it will take me away but I want to stay. I lay to sleep on my seep bed instead I eat where nothing can be found. The sound of fear can be heard from my ears. But I hear nothing from above but the cheer. My blood is dripping and I sip it up to bring myself some dear. My fear is dead but lead is in my heart.

Walk

I see a willow in the park
and I was walking my dog,
which gave a big bark.
My dog my dog don’t bark
at the shark in the pond,
it will take you down
and then you’ll drown.
I will show you how to put it to sleep
by using a lark and its down.
I will take the shark and the lark
to the freedom land where they belong.
Lean I will to drop the shark
till it is free.
I will fly to the forest
to let go of the lark
and I will sleep until it starts to rain.
There I go in to the rain
and let go of the lark.
My body gave a big fart
and it starts to stink up the forest.
I will start to head home
and some of the moan
will go through the phone.

Where should I go

I shell go nowhere and I will fly to the deserted town. Where no one can see the head my stow. This is the only vow I take before taking a bow to the king. My king see’s no color in my soul where he can behold my kingdom. I shell take justice for all before he take takes all to Benever falls to kill us all. We will take action before he takes a fraction of us. To all who will talk. We the people of freedom will follow the path to Naturopath. This I take for the people to protect the prospect from the evil king who will always sin. So now my people are free from horror. I take the throne not to thrown from my kingdom. This is freedom of Librium. That's me in the picture.

Wind

When the wind blows at you, you feel a chill tells you something. Feeling the cold but when the wind blows, you feel like following it and feel where it goes, and how far it goes and ends up. Wind. When you can’t see the wind you can imaging what it looks like. To me it looks like a water flow but not feeling the wetness that’s when you can see it. The wind push’s you and wants you to have a good future. Wind. The wind likes to push people to see how far they can make it in their life but when the wind keeps pushing you, you can’t push it back because the wind will keep pushing you until you can’t feel it anymore. Wind. The wind push’s you so you can’t be pushed anymore and the wind will thank you for being on track. Wind! For someone who reads this it is good for the wind to push you because the wind put me back on track.

Fox Fleshing

The material you will need before you flesh; you will need saw dust, a fleshing knife, fleshing board, old cloths, sharp pointed pocketknife, and some stretchers wire/wood.
Before fleshing the fox your going to skin the fox first. After doing that, you put saw dust inside the pelt to stop the oil from ruining the fur. Then turn the pelt inside out. Before you actually start fleshing, you’ll have to put the pelt on the fleshing board. Take the fleshing knife and gently with a good angle witch is about sixty-five degree angle, then stroke it. Then gently go down and constantly take the fat off, with out cutting the pelt.
After each stroke of taking the fat off, put saw dust on it so the fat oil won’t go on the fur. After taken the fat off the whole skin, there are cartilages on the ears you need to take off so the ears won’t rot. Then put the fox on the stretcher to dry you’ll have to take a stretcher. Let it dry for eight hours and then turn the pelt inside out for another eight hours. Take off the pelt and get the fox comb to take off the dry blood. Your ready to do whatever you want to do with the pelt.

Fox skinning

If the fox is frozen to the bone, let it hang inside for two days until it defrosts.
Get some string that’s about one and half feet, and then hang the fox from its back hind leg where the joint is. But first of all, cut off the front paws where the first joint is and cut it before skinning from the front. Then you can start to skin the back leg then switch the legs and do the same thing to the one you did to the first one cutup the back of the leg to the anus. Then cut around the anus to the tail, after doing that cut straight down the tail about five inches. After doing that pull out the tail and put the naked tail behind the joint so the tail won’t hit you in the face when you are skinning. next, pull down the skin until you get to the front legs you have to use some muscle to get to the neck. Once you get around the legs, you go to the ears and cut where the cartilage is on both sides. When you get to the mouth, cut it where the mouth starts. Finally, cut it down to the end of the fox pelt and cut the cartilage where the nose is. Then you are done skinning a fox.

Rap

I can rap with a cup of sap with no plack but I'm back here in seras but not in confear, I represent New York I can get one million saying nothing on the track and I'm very boombastic very fantastic with no plastic on my gastic with my ride I decide to go blind and besides I can fart with a bat when I sat but my best friend is black but I'm not being raciel and I see rachel from my class on the grass witha big bass on the floor which I edore in sinapore that it.

Junky Junk Junk

This is junky junk junk is slunky slunk slunk but always klunky klunk klunk. today is hunky hunk hunk which is plunky plunk plunk. After sunky sunk sunk is down blunky blunk
blunk sicky sick sick and always picky pick pick. this stoy just made up in my head and went along with it and its weird.

Kung Fu Fighting

Hello, I’m the worst ninja squirrel in the world. My name is Bezel and you might guess I’m female but actually I’m a male.
I think my grandmother gave me that name when my mother tried to throw me away because I was too fat. As I was growing up all my classmates kept picking on me because I was a slow learner. They kept on steeling my acorns from me. The best acorns I found
So I was learned to become a ninja. I want to beat the others so I can get respect around here. So it was hard to get to my goal and my grandmother just died when she saw me get my pink belt and I was super mad and everyone went to the funeral. The next week I worked really hard to do my best at the stuff. My master Oolong Tea is almost like the other masters but he dropped way before he got all the belts of Shoaling (I mean Kung Fu).
We have to keep it on the low down if you know what I mean. We have to meet in secret places to practice the best moves in history, but they’re only the best of the best of the past. The most I learned are the ways of Jung Kin Leo Shikaka. That’s the best combination move, back in the day when old geezers used to do when they’re protecting their belongings. It was my finale test to become the best, but I had to do the ones I normally do before the ultimate move of death. I have done my moves, except the one I really like, but I hate to do. But it’s the test you know. After my master graded my moves he had an ugly look in his face, and I was crying like my imaginary friend Shmiverson.
But my master was laughing his lungs out and said to me “You have passed,” I stopped crying and started to laugh. Someone from the village found out I was training with the old geezer and I was punished for practicing it. So I couldn’t compete for the tournament. I had to do chores for the whole year, eighteen hours a day.
Man, that really stinks, Man, that really does stink and I can smell it from behind me. Oh I didn’t know I did it but, anyways, I was getting sick and tired of doing this poopy stuff. So I Kung Fued my way out and went to the tournament. My master was waiting for me and he had registered me in already.
When I was thinking, this song came up in my head “everybody likes to Kung Fu fighting and everyone’s fast as lighting”, man that song is the explosion. Well, back on subject, when I saw the ugliest girl I started to laugh really hard and she came up to me and kicked me where I can’t stand and I thought I was the ugliest one. When the contest started, I was fighting against the biggest fat kid in the town. Well the fat kid was easy because I made fun of him and he ran off the fighting stage and started crying by his mother. When my second match was going to be next tomorrow because some of the judges are getting tired of the fighters fighting because it takes them a while to beat each other.
The very next day I was really sick because I ate nasty sushi last night from some fat Chinese man. Man someone who ripped me off tricked me. There I was for my next fight, he was tall and skinny and I puked on him when he was about to hit me. He ran off the stadium and he got disqualified. There I was, the championship and I was going to fight the best of the best. There I had to rest for my next match.
The next morning my master told me to restrain the hits when he hits me. There he was, a midget that was only three feet tall. There he was ready to beat the fur off me and I was just scared as my friends, well I don’t have any friends at all. Well, here comes the kiss of the rat (I mean squirrel) but you what I mean. He jump on my head and screaming like a little boy. Then I was screaming too. There he was hitting me in the face and I was hurt pretty bad.
So I used the ultimate move on him and he blocked it and I did it again when he was off guard. He was knocked out and I had won the fight. I am the champion and he is the loser, I am the winner, he is the loser and I am the winner. Ok, enough of that. Everyone respected me like a king, so that’s my story of my life.


The end

Different

Hello I’m kit-chick and I’m deformed from a libratory made by Larvey Vhitman. I just broke free from his jailhouse of creatures. I just want a normal life but everyone just hates me because I’m different. I’m Larvey’s latest experiment, which he thinks I’m dead, and he throwed me out in the trash can. The next thing I want to do is to live in the forest where nobody will bother me until the day I die. Well I want to put Larvey in jail for what he is doing to animals. I told the police that Larvey is doing disgusting experiments, and they believed after the second time I told them. So all is well and every animal is well taken care of. So I will live in peace and remember don’t do any experiments unless it is good.

a poor kitty

There wants was a poor kitty that everyone hated because it looked really ugly. One day the kitty went out to look for food but it had no luck finding food. So the kitty decided to move to another place that had food and especially milk because milk makes your bones strong. The kitty is walking along side of the road, when it saw other kitties and the kitties went to see the poor kitty but they didn’t bother kitty they ask kitty if they went along with kitty because they were looking for new places too. As the kitties were walking the saw a rat that looked so yummy, all the sudden they all darted at the rat and the rat started to run away. All the kitties chased the rat until they were tired. But one of the kittens caught the rat; it was one of the fat kittens. Which was one of the slowest of all kittens. The fat kitten eats the rat in one gulp, that’s when all the kitties were drooling to have a piece of it but the kittens were mad for the rest of the night. The very next morning the kitties were hungry, accept the fat one. All the kittens were walking until one stopped and saw the cat catcher. The kitten told the others but they didn’t believe them until one other saw the really fat man and all of them scattered away from him to safety. After hiding for about five minutes the fat man finally gave up and went to have some doughnuts. All the kitties kept on going until the found a good spot and they did find a great spot and it was behind a Chinese restaurant. All the could see is only wasted noodles but the lived there where nobody can see them ever. They lived happily ever after.

It's good now

it's cool now you can inturrup me any time you want man.

Persuasive writing of dropping out

I’m writing about why teenagers shouldn’t drop out. It’s a big deal everywhere. Education is important because it can get you a great job in the future. Plus it keeps the brain healthy.
Everyone needs an education to get a good job. If you don’t have a education then your most likely to live with your parents for a your whole life. Education is important in every ones life because if you didn’t have an education then your living like a caveman. If nobody had reading, writing, or math and there was a question on an application you’d be like “what?” And then there was a question that asked you about do you have any education of reading, writing, or math? Then you’re like,” what is that?” Then you’re not getting any job unless you have an education. Someone they ask you a question then your answer is a stupid question mark on your head. You need an education to get any job.
If you don’t have a diploma then you’re most likely to live with your parents until your ready to leave the nest.
My friend dropped out of school with out telling me, then my other friend had told me he dropped out. I was so ticked off when I heard. When I saw him, I asked him why he dropped. His answer was I hate school and it’s too hard, but I mostly hate the teachers. I told him that I could help him with his schoolwork. But if I’m going to help you with your studies, I’m not going to give you the answers, but I will point you in the right direction. So he thought about it and said to me he’ll go back to school. Which worked out great.
If anyone is going to drop think twice before making a stupid choice of dropping out. He’s doing well in school and he’s happy about going back.

My Friend Eric

I met my best friend Eric for the first time in forth grade. That’s when he started to make funny jokes. He told me when he was petting his dog for a while then his dog went away for a minute. Then came back and farted in his face. He didn’t get mad but he laughed at her. Then I started cracking up like I didn’t laugh before. These are the things Eric likes; girls of course that’s what boys like, likes to make up some funny jokes, likes to tell them out loud to his friends, likes his family and supports them too. Eric hates violence because all it does you’ll get in trouble a lot then you’ll have pay some time or community work and pay a fine.
He hates drugs because what do drugs do! When people have nothing to do they do drugs, just to have fun and get high.
Eric hates to getting into trouble because if he get in trouble then he’ll get grounded and loose some privliges and some of his belongings.
Eric is friendly to people because this one time he gave a poor man some money to eat. Eric is caring because he takes care of his stuff like; pets, his belongings, his family, and friends. He told me he took care of a lost baby bird and took it in until it was ready to take care of itself. Eric and I like to be active like; playing basketball at Kilbuck School just shoot for fun. Playing broad games like mostly chess, checkers, and battleship at my house or sometimes at the library. Swimming by Joe low Mack building, that’s where most everyone swims. This one time Eric, Michael and I went swimming across the river but Eric got too scared and went back. Playing with animals, helping people with their chores, biking around town, skate boarding at pinky’s park, and telling jokes to friends. I would say Eric is smarter then me at math and I’m better at playing the drums then he is. Eric and I are creative at weird and cool mechanical stuff but their just ideas we made up which I don’t want to talk about. Eric is funnier then me at telling jokes but I try too. Even though I live in Mekoryuk and Eric lives in Bethel, we are still friends. We sometimes send e-mail to each other just to communicate and once in a while we talk on the phone. Even if Eric lives on the other side of the world we would be still friends

Caribbean Travel

Hi, my name is Harvey; I’m seventeen years old and I like in Mekoryuk Alaska. I would just like some information about the Caribbean because I would like to go there someday. If I go to the Caribbean I’m interested in three things: Climbing, snorkeling, and local food.

The first one I want to talk about is climbing because when I was a lot younger I used to climb trees all the time. What gear you need? Plus where’s the best place to climb, and I’m not scared of heights.

The second I like is snorkeling because I love to swim and dive. I see people dive in movies, they dive like professionals, So how long do can we dive for? Do you have to stay close to the surface of the water or can you go as deep as you want? Will there be lessons for first timers?

The third thing I mostly would like to know about is food, because I like the taste of wonderful foods. What’s the best dish to eat? What restaurants do you recommend.

I’ll look forward to getting some information from you soon and I thank you for reading this letter. Have a nice day.


Sincerely


Harvey Whitman

The Adventures of Under Fish

The fish can only stay in water like a normal fish, but every full moon it can swim out of the water and fight crime. Just like the movie Under Dog, but its a fish this time. The name is Shmiverson Dingdong. I can do anything anyone can do but better. The day was going to be a full moon. Only when it strikes midnight, Shmiverson will come out of the water. Then it will attack the bad guys and bring them to justice. There was one man that could stop Shmiverson. The man was his archenemy since first grade when he stole Shmiverson’s girlfriend. Then there he was waiting to take him on. The two were going to fight, but in the old fashion way. Where they put on iron gloves to slap each other, like ruthless little girls. But Shmiverson got knocked out of his scales, and couldn’t remember anything. Could it be, under fish can’t fight crime. Is it the end of goodness?
After being in a coma for about six months. Under fish was learning how to walk again. But still he can’t remember what had happened. Then after two weeks, Shmiverson was sent home from the hospital. He had looked up on the Internet that he was knocked out by you know who. Then he finally remembered what happened. Then he got ready for a rematch but he had to get some practice. After practicing for three hours, he was ready for the fiesta. Just before he got to the ring, he put out his secret weapon, “Red Ox”. The only energy drink to stay focused and stays awake. Shmiverson got ready to hit his opponent and got him with one hit. Knocked out the shark of Atlantic Ocean. Under fish won the title of respect. For now on everyone respected him except his girlfriend. He kept on fighting crime.

The End

Very Next Episode: The End!

The whole world froze and The Massive Monster won the war between mankind. Everyone was frozen. There was nothing I can but to freeze too and so I did. So sad, the hero froze too. There is no hope for mankind.

Next Episode: Wet Snow!

It started a few days ago when the snow was melting a little. Then there was wet snow blowing everywhere, getting people wet and everyone couldn't get inside their homes but everyone looked at me for help, because I was the one that froze the you know who. There I was thinking what to do but nothing came up in my mind. So I sat there thinking for about three hours and something was coming up but the monster started to wake up, and regenerated to kill me, but I came up with an attack and I went inside it then it just laughed at me. I stayed inside him until it froze up. The monster was frozen, and barely moved. Everyone and I urined though him and I was free lived happily ever after...or did they.

The biggest snow storm Attack!

It was in January of 2008. There was a deadly storm. The storm killed many dogs as it could. So there I was standing like a dog. The storm looked at me, like it could freeze me like a Popsicle, but I was too fast for the deadly storm to catch me. So I hid under my coat and it didn't see me. So I ran as fast I could to my house, but then he was there laughing at me because it was even faster then me. So I thinked about doing something. Then he headed towards me, then I did the best trick in the book, I ran like a little girl but I tricked it and hit it with water and it froze like the stature of liberty. I was known as fast runner.

This is another joke

This man went into the store, and robed the cash register. But one problem he couldn't get to the register because he was trying to take the whole cash register. Man your going to say sad, stupid or dumb, yes I know your going to say one of those words.

Hi This Is a Joke

Hi, I live in the North Pole, which is really warm. I like to go swimming in the warm water. Plus, I like to go riding with my pet Rodney, the small magnificent reindeer. It’s only three feet tall, full grown. I even go tanning so I can get my vitamin A through my skin. One day Rodney and I went for a hike at Mt.Donkey for one minute. Then we went back to my house and played Halo3 that got us playing the most fun game in history for a month. The next month we went to take a tan and we used cool tight swimming undies and we tanned so long we looked like crisp chicken. The next year when we got healed from being crisp, we took a vacation to the backyard and we just slept like little devils and laughing like them too. The very next afternoon we couldn't remember anything. Then we got our gadget that tells what we did last night. After letting it process it told us we were going to kill the little mosquitoes but it kung food our butts and we fought back like little wimpy school girls. It told us we pooped in our pants too. "Man, we are such wimps, a little bug whooped our little butts. I still don't believe it,” I said to Rodney. He said "He honky dodo" witch means we should get him back. I said, "We can't, we fight like little girls." Rodney said "honk" which means,” oh I forgot”. Every night we cried ourself’s to sleep and Rodney sound like an old man having a heart attack. I sounded like a whiny puppy and it was high pitched too. After the years of being best buddy's we grew old sitting in the front of the porch in rocking chairs. My age is only about twenty and Rodney was only four years old. Oh yeah, that’s old for our age!

My Christmas Break

I haven't been on my blog for a while so I just got on. My break was really fun but I was sick all Christmas break but I'm still standing. When my break started I was so glad school was out first I went to rent a movie and then stayed up and played games and fell asleep at about 3:30 in the morning. Then I slept until 2:00 P.M. After I got up, I went to take a shower and after that I just stayed home and played games on my computer and watched movies and what not. For Christmas my family opened presents on at the stroke of midnight. I got some cloths, watch, and new DVD player for my computer, gloves, and a cool computer game called civilization 4. Witch is a pretty fun game to play. Then I went to my girlfriend's house to hang out and watch a movie but we just talked most of the time. And that’s when I got sick on Christmas day. I was sick all Christmas break and it was really janky to be sick. For New Years I went riding with a lot of friends up past the airport near the pond. Then later allot of people went riding to the pond and everyone was on the pond doing doughnuts. Then I went home with my girl then we just watch a movie but I fell sleep. Then the following day her dad calls me to help him with some stuff and I only got three to four hours of sleep. Then world exploded...I'm just playing. Most of the day I was so sleepy, it was like I was a zombie walking but the rest of the week, I was just sick. That’s been my winter break.