Friday, February 29, 2008

Dead

My rose is red, but still no dead. I will kill all who stood my fate. I will fart to kill all that is led to my doors. There’s no one to kill but the rats in front of the hole. I see my soul in the hole of death itself. Where it will take me away but I want to stay. I lay to sleep on my seep bed instead I eat where nothing can be found. The sound of fear can be heard from my ears. But I hear nothing from above but the cheer. My blood is dripping and I sip it up to bring myself some dear. My fear is dead but lead is in my heart.

Walk

I see a willow in the park
and I was walking my dog,
which gave a big bark.
My dog my dog don’t bark
at the shark in the pond,
it will take you down
and then you’ll drown.
I will show you how to put it to sleep
by using a lark and its down.
I will take the shark and the lark
to the freedom land where they belong.
Lean I will to drop the shark
till it is free.
I will fly to the forest
to let go of the lark
and I will sleep until it starts to rain.
There I go in to the rain
and let go of the lark.
My body gave a big fart
and it starts to stink up the forest.
I will start to head home
and some of the moan
will go through the phone.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Where should I go


I shell go nowhere and I will fly to the deserted town. Where no one can see the head my stow. This is the only vow I take before taking a bow to the king. My king see’s no color in my soul where he can behold my kingdom. I shell take justice for all before he take takes all to Benever falls to kill us all. We will take action before he takes a fraction of us. To all who will talk. We the people of freedom will follow the path to Naturopath. This I take for the people to protect the prospect from the evil king who will always sin. So now my people are free from horror. I take the throne not to thrown from my kingdom. This is freedom of Librium. That's me in the picture.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Wind

When the wind blows at you, you feel a chill tells you something. Feeling the cold but when the wind blows, you feel like following it and feel where it goes, and how far it goes and ends up. Wind. When you can’t see the wind you can imaging what it looks like. To me it looks like a water flow but not feeling the wetness that’s when you can see it. The wind push’s you and wants you to have a good future. Wind. The wind likes to push people to see how far they can make it in their life but when the wind keeps pushing you, you can’t push it back because the wind will keep pushing you until you can’t feel it anymore. Wind. The wind push’s you so you can’t be pushed anymore and the wind will thank you for being on track. Wind! For someone who reads this it is good for the wind to push you because the wind put me back on track.

Fox Fleshing




The material you will need before you flesh; you will need saw dust, a fleshing knife, fleshing board, old cloths, sharp pointed pocketknife, and some stretchers wire/wood.
Before fleshing the fox your going to skin the fox first. After doing that, you put saw dust inside the pelt to stop the oil from ruining the fur. Then turn the pelt inside out. Before you actually start fleshing, you’ll have to put the pelt on the fleshing board. Take the fleshing knife and gently with a good angle witch is about sixty-five degree angle, then stroke it. Then gently go down and constantly take the fat off, with out cutting the pelt.
After each stroke of taking the fat off, put saw dust on it so the fat oil won’t go on the fur. After taken the fat off the whole skin, there are cartilages on the ears you need to take off so the ears won’t rot. Then put the fox on the stretcher to dry you’ll have to take a stretcher. Let it dry for eight hours and then turn the pelt inside out for another eight hours. Take off the pelt and get the fox comb to take off the dry blood. Your ready to do whatever you want to do with the pelt.

Fox skinning




If the fox is frozen to the bone, let it hang inside for two days until it defrosts.
Get some string that’s about one and half feet, and then hang the fox from its back hind leg where the joint is. But first of all, cut off the front paws where the first joint is and cut it before skinning from the front. Then you can start to skin the back leg then switch the legs and do the same thing to the one you did to the first one cutup the back of the leg to the anus. Then cut around the anus to the tail, after doing that cut straight down the tail about five inches. After doing that pull out the tail and put the naked tail behind the joint so the tail won’t hit you in the face when you are skinning. next, pull down the skin until you get to the front legs you have to use some muscle to get to the neck. Once you get around the legs, you go to the ears and cut where the cartilage is on both sides. When you get to the mouth, cut it where the mouth starts. Finally, cut it down to the end of the fox pelt and cut the cartilage where the nose is. Then you are done skinning a fox.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Rap

I can rap with a cup of sap with no plack but I'm back here in seras but not in confear, I represent New York I can get one million saying nothing on the track and I'm very boombastic very fantastic with no plastic on my gastic with my ride I decide to go blind and besides I can fart with a bat when I sat but my best friend is black but I'm not being raciel and I see rachel from my class on the grass witha big bass on the floor which I edore in sinapore that it.

Junky Junk Junk

This is junky junk junk is slunky slunk slunk but always klunky klunk klunk. today is hunky hunk hunk which is plunky plunk plunk. After sunky sunk sunk is down blunky blunk
blunk sicky sick sick and always picky pick pick. this stoy just made up in my head and went along with it and its weird.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Kung Fu Fighting


Hello, I’m the worst ninja squirrel in the world. My name is Bezel and you might guess I’m female but actually I’m a male.
I think my grandmother gave me that name when my mother tried to throw me away because I was too fat. As I was growing up all my classmates kept picking on me because I was a slow learner. They kept on steeling my acorns from me. The best acorns I found
So I was learned to become a ninja. I want to beat the others so I can get respect around here. So it was hard to get to my goal and my grandmother just died when she saw me get my pink belt and I was super mad and everyone went to the funeral. The next week I worked really hard to do my best at the stuff. My master Oolong Tea is almost like the other masters but he dropped way before he got all the belts of Shoaling (I mean Kung Fu).
We have to keep it on the low down if you know what I mean. We have to meet in secret places to practice the best moves in history, but they’re only the best of the best of the past. The most I learned are the ways of Jung Kin Leo Shikaka. That’s the best combination move, back in the day when old geezers used to do when they’re protecting their belongings. It was my finale test to become the best, but I had to do the ones I normally do before the ultimate move of death. I have done my moves, except the one I really like, but I hate to do. But it’s the test you know. After my master graded my moves he had an ugly look in his face, and I was crying like my imaginary friend Shmiverson.
But my master was laughing his lungs out and said to me “You have passed,” I stopped crying and started to laugh. Someone from the village found out I was training with the old geezer and I was punished for practicing it. So I couldn’t compete for the tournament. I had to do chores for the whole year, eighteen hours a day.
Man, that really stinks, Man, that really does stink and I can smell it from behind me. Oh I didn’t know I did it but, anyways, I was getting sick and tired of doing this poopy stuff. So I Kung Fued my way out and went to the tournament. My master was waiting for me and he had registered me in already.
When I was thinking, this song came up in my head “everybody likes to Kung Fu fighting and everyone’s fast as lighting”, man that song is the explosion. Well, back on subject, when I saw the ugliest girl I started to laugh really hard and she came up to me and kicked me where I can’t stand and I thought I was the ugliest one. When the contest started, I was fighting against the biggest fat kid in the town. Well the fat kid was easy because I made fun of him and he ran off the fighting stage and started crying by his mother. When my second match was going to be next tomorrow because some of the judges are getting tired of the fighters fighting because it takes them a while to beat each other.
The very next day I was really sick because I ate nasty sushi last night from some fat Chinese man. Man someone who ripped me off tricked me. There I was for my next fight, he was tall and skinny and I puked on him when he was about to hit me. He ran off the stadium and he got disqualified. There I was, the championship and I was going to fight the best of the best. There I had to rest for my next match.
The next morning my master told me to restrain the hits when he hits me. There he was, a midget that was only three feet tall. There he was ready to beat the fur off me and I was just scared as my friends, well I don’t have any friends at all. Well, here comes the kiss of the rat (I mean squirrel) but you what I mean. He jump on my head and screaming like a little boy. Then I was screaming too. There he was hitting me in the face and I was hurt pretty bad.
So I used the ultimate move on him and he blocked it and I did it again when he was off guard. He was knocked out and I had won the fight. I am the champion and he is the loser, I am the winner, he is the loser and I am the winner. Ok, enough of that. Everyone respected me like a king, so that’s my story of my life.


The end

Different

Hello I’m kit-chick and I’m deformed from a libratory made by Larvey Vhitman. I just broke free from his jailhouse of creatures. I just want a normal life but everyone just hates me because I’m different. I’m Larvey’s latest experiment, which he thinks I’m dead, and he throwed me out in the trash can. The next thing I want to do is to live in the forest where nobody will bother me until the day I die. Well I want to put Larvey in jail for what he is doing to animals. I told the police that Larvey is doing disgusting experiments, and they believed after the second time I told them. So all is well and every animal is well taken care of. So I will live in peace and remember don’t do any experiments unless it is good.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

a poor kitty



There wants was a poor kitty that everyone hated because it looked really ugly. One day the kitty went out to look for food but it had no luck finding food. So the kitty decided to move to another place that had food and especially milk because milk makes your bones strong. The kitty is walking along side of the road, when it saw other kitties and the kitties went to see the poor kitty but they didn’t bother kitty they ask kitty if they went along with kitty because they were looking for new places too. As the kitties were walking the saw a rat that looked so yummy, all the sudden they all darted at the rat and the rat started to run away. All the kitties chased the rat until they were tired. But one of the kittens caught the rat; it was one of the fat kittens. Which was one of the slowest of all kittens. The fat kitten eats the rat in one gulp, that’s when all the kitties were drooling to have a piece of it but the kittens were mad for the rest of the night. The very next morning the kitties were hungry, accept the fat one. All the kittens were walking until one stopped and saw the cat catcher. The kitten told the others but they didn’t believe them until one other saw the really fat man and all of them scattered away from him to safety. After hiding for about five minutes the fat man finally gave up and went to have some doughnuts. All the kitties kept on going until the found a good spot and they did find a great spot and it was behind a Chinese restaurant. All the could see is only wasted noodles but the lived there where nobody can see them ever. They lived happily ever after.

It's good now

it's cool now you can inturrup me any time you want man.